Berlin Wall Being Rebuilt

WHAT THEY SAY

BERLIN – Massive colorful dominoes painted by German students were placed Saturday along the former path of the Berlin Wall to mark the 20th anniversary of the opening of the barrier that divided the city for nearly three decades.

Many of the upright 7.5-foot-high (2.3-meter-high) plastic foam dominoes carried messages, including "We are one people." The approximately 1,000 dominoes stretching for 1.5 kilometers (1 mile) will be toppled Monday as part of wider celebrations of the wall's fall.

One labeled "bleeding heart" showed a sword cutting through the city of Berlin, starting a crimson flow of blood speckled with crosses.

Former Polish leader Lech Walesa, whose pro-democracy movement Solidarity played a key role in ending communism in Eastern Europe, is to tip the first domino Monday as the artistic display comes toppling down.

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Russian President Dimitry Medvedev also are expected to be on hand Monday for the formal commemorations of the wall's opening on Nov. 9, 1989.

WHAT THE TRUTH REALLY IS

Lech Walesa is to tip the first domino. Lech Walesa will have taken ill by Saturday, guaranteed. All the other people expected to be present will also mysteriously cancel their plans, and the toppling of these dominoes will be delayed. 

For the moment, they will say.

They will set a new date for the toppling next week. It will also be postponed. And on and on it will go, and it will not be toppled at all. That's right. Even the Grim Reaper couldn't resist chuckling to himself when he heard about this dastardly plan. The students who had created the dominoes were studying about Hitler's idealogy in college. They HAVE been influenced. These so-called dominoes will remain in place, but at nights, workers with construction trucks containing cement will show up. When no-one is looking, the rebuilding of the Wall will begin! HAHAHA!!!(sic) 

And thus will Germany again be divided by the Wall which can never Fall. But you have to admit, it is an ingenious plan. Grim looks forward to the pain the Germans will have to endure again...