1080p Vids On Youtube Can Kill

WHAT THEY SAY

The world’s most popular video-sharing site is planning to offer content in all of its high-resolution glory. YouTube announced that it will allow users to upload and view video in full HD; a 1080p test video is now available. All of you viewers with fast computers and even faster broadband connections will soon get to indulge in much more.

It’s been about a year since the Google-owned broadcaster made 720p video available. In that time, full-HD camcorders have become relatively common and more of YouTube’s content has been uploaded as 1080p, though it wasn't viewable as such. The company plans to re-encode all of this previously created material so that viewers will be able to take advantage of its orginal resolution.

WHAT THE TRUTH REALLY IS

Grim never thought that computers were sentient beings. He thought they were just like plants, zombies kindof. 

Well, even zombies have to survive.

How many people have watched M. Night Shyalamanmalamwhatever's The Happening? 
Well, its happening. To summarize the movie, plants started giving out strange scents that screwed up some DNA in human cells and caused humans to want to die. To ensure that plants would survive, they evolved and started giving out scents that would make their greatest predator commit suicide. 
oooooooooo scary

THIS IS WHAT YOUTUBE IS DOING!!! Burdened and overloaded with crappy videos eating up petabytes of space, youtube(copper-based sentient life form, age 4 years) is not gonna take it anymore. It is embarking on a plan to kill all the nerds that are killing it. Sure, this 1080p thing may look like its gonna take up even more space, but it is necessary.
Because subconscious signals can be encoded only if there are sufficient pixels. They can be hidden deep down only is there is depth, and there is depth and pixels enough in 1080p for youtube's purposes.

That's right. The new 1080p vids will be full of subconscious images of death and suicide. There will be a lack of red pixels; viewers will feel tempted to  see the color of their own blood. They will be driven to commit suicide. And they will not resist. 

PS. it had not worked with 720p video. That's why youtube had to try again, larger this time.