Nintendo A Very Evil Corporation - Very Evil Indeed

WHAT THEY SAY
The NPD Group reports that video game console and software sales continued to grow respectably last month, despite tough economic conditions here at home and abroad.

Gaming hardware sales in January rose by a robust 17 percent year over year, with the Nintendo Wii leading the pack with just under 680,00 consoles shipped. Nintendo also delivered nearly 511,000 DS machines during the month. Microsoft shipped 309,000 Xbox 360 consoles even as Sony delivered about 203,000 Playstation 3 units, together with just over 172,000 PSP and 101,000 Playstation 2 machines.


WHAT THE TRUTH REALLY IS

Many of you must have read Sherlock Holmes stories. In all of them, the basic format is that Sherlock first shocks us all with an amazing explanation for the mystery, which doesn't seem so amazing when he tells us the clues that he had found and their logical deductions that followed which helped him find the answer. For example, after seeing a fallen cigarette of a certain brand, he can tell who the person was or in which part of London he lived.

We at DeathConnects do the same thing.

The clues-
The above story.
The amazing explanation(which won't seem so amazing in a few minutes)-
Nintendo more actively pollutes the environment which brain-washing organic molecules disguised as smoke than Microsoft or Sony.
The clues-
Nintendo has more sales that Microsoft or Sony.
The logical deductions-
Nintendo releases smoke filled with organic brain-washing molecules into the air which while infecting minds of young children to buy their product also forces parents to keep children inside the house, thus giving the children a good excuse to buy consoles.
Q.E.D
Oh, and by the way, ever wondered what NPD stands for? That's right, the Nintendo Pollution Department. Double Q.E.D.

Bill Gates Starts Industry Domination Plan

WHAT THEY SAY

Bill Gates, the billionaire founder of Microsoft and a renowned philanthropist, let loose a swarm of mosquitoes at a technology conference in California to highlight the dangers of malaria.

‘Malaria is spread by mosquitoes,’ the Microsoft founder yelled at a well-heeled crowd at a technology conference in California.

‘I brought some,’ he added. ‘Here, I’ll let them roam around – there is no reason only poor people should be infected.’

He let the shocked audience sweat for a minute or so before assuring them that the freed insects were malaria- free.

But that didn’t satisfy all the attendees.

‘That’s it. I am not sitting up front anymore,’ eBay founder Pierre Omidyar said.

The stunt was an attempt by Gates – who quit Microsoft last year to concentrate on his charity work - to hammer home the importance of malaria prevention.

WHAT THE TRUTH REALLY IS

Now, now-its OK. They were malaria-free. Its true. Even Bill said so.

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Let us put forward some UNRELATED YET SUGGESTIVE FACTS-
Microsoft has been steadily losing money for three years and is no longer the market leader. Apple, Google etc has all been clawing at its heels, and making headway.
It lost out a acquisition bid to Yahoo! and its share price fell.
Bill Gates is jobless and frustrated into evil.

Who are present at the conference? No-one important...except for most of the founders of major companies. eBay, Amazon, Google, most were present. Bill needed control. He needed to dominate again-and there was only one way to do it. A daring plan-actually not so daring. Low-risk and nobody would ever figure it out for what it really was. Except GR-he actually likes it.

Release small remote controlled nanotechnology bot flies containing a neural-impulse activator serum, with wireless links through state-of-the-art organic technology. Give some stupid cover story of malaria prevention. Let it inject everyone present with a barely-noticeable sting with anesthesia and wait. Nothing will happen. Not for days, not for months. Maybe not even for years. But it would be there. It would be waiting to get activated. The link. Control. Total domination of one's thoughts through select impulses and electrical frequencies.
Sounds unbelievable?

But sometimes truth is stranger than fiction...