The NPD Group reports that video game console and software sales continued to grow respectably last month, despite tough economic conditions here at home and abroad.
Gaming hardware sales in January rose by a robust 17 percent year over year, with the Nintendo Wii leading the pack with just under 680,00 consoles shipped. Nintendo also delivered nearly 511,000 DS machines during the month. Microsoft shipped 309,000 Xbox 360 consoles even as Sony delivered about 203,000 Playstation 3 units, together with just over 172,000 PSP and 101,000 Playstation 2 machines.
WHAT THE TRUTH REALLY IS
Many of you must have read Sherlock Holmes stories. In all of them, the basic format is that Sherlock first shocks us all with an amazing explanation for the mystery, which doesn't seem so amazing when he tells us the clues that he had found and their logical deductions that followed which helped him find the answer. For example, after seeing a fallen cigarette of a certain brand, he can tell who the person was or in which part of London he lived.
We at DeathConnects do the same thing.
The clues-
The above story.
The amazing explanation(which won't seem so amazing in a few minutes)-
Nintendo more actively pollutes the environment which brain-washing organic molecules disguised as smoke than Microsoft or Sony.
The clues-
Nintendo has more sales that Microsoft or Sony.
The logical deductions-
Nintendo releases smoke filled with organic brain-washing molecules into the air which while infecting minds of young children to buy their product also forces parents to keep children inside the house, thus giving the children a good excuse to buy consoles.
Q.E.D
Oh, and by the way, ever wondered what NPD stands for? That's right, the Nintendo Pollution Department. Double Q.E.D.
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