Bill Gates Starts Industry Domination Plan

WHAT THEY SAY

Bill Gates, the billionaire founder of Microsoft and a renowned philanthropist, let loose a swarm of mosquitoes at a technology conference in California to highlight the dangers of malaria.

‘Malaria is spread by mosquitoes,’ the Microsoft founder yelled at a well-heeled crowd at a technology conference in California.

‘I brought some,’ he added. ‘Here, I’ll let them roam around – there is no reason only poor people should be infected.’

He let the shocked audience sweat for a minute or so before assuring them that the freed insects were malaria- free.

But that didn’t satisfy all the attendees.

‘That’s it. I am not sitting up front anymore,’ eBay founder Pierre Omidyar said.

The stunt was an attempt by Gates – who quit Microsoft last year to concentrate on his charity work - to hammer home the importance of malaria prevention.

WHAT THE TRUTH REALLY IS

Now, now-its OK. They were malaria-free. Its true. Even Bill said so.

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Let us put forward some UNRELATED YET SUGGESTIVE FACTS-
Microsoft has been steadily losing money for three years and is no longer the market leader. Apple, Google etc has all been clawing at its heels, and making headway.
It lost out a acquisition bid to Yahoo! and its share price fell.
Bill Gates is jobless and frustrated into evil.

Who are present at the conference? No-one important...except for most of the founders of major companies. eBay, Amazon, Google, most were present. Bill needed control. He needed to dominate again-and there was only one way to do it. A daring plan-actually not so daring. Low-risk and nobody would ever figure it out for what it really was. Except GR-he actually likes it.

Release small remote controlled nanotechnology bot flies containing a neural-impulse activator serum, with wireless links through state-of-the-art organic technology. Give some stupid cover story of malaria prevention. Let it inject everyone present with a barely-noticeable sting with anesthesia and wait. Nothing will happen. Not for days, not for months. Maybe not even for years. But it would be there. It would be waiting to get activated. The link. Control. Total domination of one's thoughts through select impulses and electrical frequencies.
Sounds unbelievable?

But sometimes truth is stranger than fiction...