Monday, August 18, 2008

Death Descends On New Zealand

WHAT THEY SAY

Wellington, Aug 18 (DPA) New Zealand is experiencing a baby boom with 64,140 births in the 12 months ending June 30, the highest number in 36 years, according to official figures released Monday.

The birth rate in the year was 2.2 per woman, up from 2.1 in 2006-07 and the highest fertility level since 1991, Statistics New Zealand said.

Despite the increase, the birth rate is still about only half the peak of 4.3 per woman reached in 1961 when the population totalled 2.5 million, compared with just under 4.3 million today.

WHAT THE TRUTH REALLY IS
The poor New Zealanders. Living far away amidst the huge Pacific Ocean(or somewhere near) when Death Itself has descended their lands and destroys their lives they can do nothing but tend to their precious sheep. Well, now that the entire population of New Zealand can fit in Mumbai, they feel that their entire race will die out, like the dinosaurs. They try to breed to save themselves, but it is too late. Death does not go away easily.

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