Sunday, August 10, 2008

Bejing Practises Secret Genocide

WHAT THEY SAY

BEIJING (Reuters) - Fancy a seahorse kebab, deep-fried scorpion, or maybe duck liver paste shaped as a table tennis bat?

Beijing, a city known for its culinary diversity, is offering everything from the bizarre to the beautiful when it comes to food during the Aug. 8-24 Olympics with visitors urged to be adventurous and not put off by the unusual.

Some of the city's estimated 40,000 restaurants have added sporting twists to menus in keeping with the Chinese tradition of marking special occasions with unique culinary creations.


WHAT THE TRUTH IS

The President of China has decided that due to undue stress on the nation's resources because of a very high population, natives will be encouraged to try dangerous potentially poisonous foodstuffs so that population will substantially decrease without him being compared to Hitler.

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