McCain On Deathbed; Youth Not Too Happy About It

WHAT THEY SAY

Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama is more popular than his Republican rival John McCain among the younger generations of Americans, a new poll has found.

The poll, conducted by CBS News, The Chronicle of Higher Education and UWire ahead of November 4 elections, said in a generally believed conservative campus of Miami University at Oxford, Ohio, 59 per cent of the students planning to vote, are supporting Obama against 37 per cent to McCain.

Further it is being pointed out that of the 25,000 students polled at four-year colleges and universities in Ohio, Pennsylvania, North Carolina and Colorado, more than 60 per cent preferred Obama to McCain.

WHAT THE TRUTH REALLY IS

All these young Americans have the approval of the Grim Reaper. He used to think that the youth of the world were stupid and spoiled, but now he is impressed by their long-sightedness. Even the Grim Reaper knows better than to elect an old man on his deathbed(maybe a few more years with advancements in medical schmooz) to lead the largest power on earth, even if the alternative is a tribal warrior groomed in the ways of the Mawaki.

 see the fear of Death in his beady little eyes