1080p Vids On Youtube Can Kill

WHAT THEY SAY

The world’s most popular video-sharing site is planning to offer content in all of its high-resolution glory. YouTube announced that it will allow users to upload and view video in full HD; a 1080p test video is now available. All of you viewers with fast computers and even faster broadband connections will soon get to indulge in much more.

It’s been about a year since the Google-owned broadcaster made 720p video available. In that time, full-HD camcorders have become relatively common and more of YouTube’s content has been uploaded as 1080p, though it wasn't viewable as such. The company plans to re-encode all of this previously created material so that viewers will be able to take advantage of its orginal resolution.

WHAT THE TRUTH REALLY IS

Grim never thought that computers were sentient beings. He thought they were just like plants, zombies kindof. 

Well, even zombies have to survive.

How many people have watched M. Night Shyalamanmalamwhatever's The Happening? 
Well, its happening. To summarize the movie, plants started giving out strange scents that screwed up some DNA in human cells and caused humans to want to die. To ensure that plants would survive, they evolved and started giving out scents that would make their greatest predator commit suicide. 
oooooooooo scary

THIS IS WHAT YOUTUBE IS DOING!!! Burdened and overloaded with crappy videos eating up petabytes of space, youtube(copper-based sentient life form, age 4 years) is not gonna take it anymore. It is embarking on a plan to kill all the nerds that are killing it. Sure, this 1080p thing may look like its gonna take up even more space, but it is necessary.
Because subconscious signals can be encoded only if there are sufficient pixels. They can be hidden deep down only is there is depth, and there is depth and pixels enough in 1080p for youtube's purposes.

That's right. The new 1080p vids will be full of subconscious images of death and suicide. There will be a lack of red pixels; viewers will feel tempted to  see the color of their own blood. They will be driven to commit suicide. And they will not resist. 

PS. it had not worked with 720p video. That's why youtube had to try again, larger this time.

Berlin Wall Being Rebuilt

WHAT THEY SAY

BERLIN – Massive colorful dominoes painted by German students were placed Saturday along the former path of the Berlin Wall to mark the 20th anniversary of the opening of the barrier that divided the city for nearly three decades.

Many of the upright 7.5-foot-high (2.3-meter-high) plastic foam dominoes carried messages, including "We are one people." The approximately 1,000 dominoes stretching for 1.5 kilometers (1 mile) will be toppled Monday as part of wider celebrations of the wall's fall.

One labeled "bleeding heart" showed a sword cutting through the city of Berlin, starting a crimson flow of blood speckled with crosses.

Former Polish leader Lech Walesa, whose pro-democracy movement Solidarity played a key role in ending communism in Eastern Europe, is to tip the first domino Monday as the artistic display comes toppling down.

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Russian President Dimitry Medvedev also are expected to be on hand Monday for the formal commemorations of the wall's opening on Nov. 9, 1989.

WHAT THE TRUTH REALLY IS

Lech Walesa is to tip the first domino. Lech Walesa will have taken ill by Saturday, guaranteed. All the other people expected to be present will also mysteriously cancel their plans, and the toppling of these dominoes will be delayed. 

For the moment, they will say.

They will set a new date for the toppling next week. It will also be postponed. And on and on it will go, and it will not be toppled at all. That's right. Even the Grim Reaper couldn't resist chuckling to himself when he heard about this dastardly plan. The students who had created the dominoes were studying about Hitler's idealogy in college. They HAVE been influenced. These so-called dominoes will remain in place, but at nights, workers with construction trucks containing cement will show up. When no-one is looking, the rebuilding of the Wall will begin! HAHAHA!!!(sic) 

And thus will Germany again be divided by the Wall which can never Fall. But you have to admit, it is an ingenious plan. Grim looks forward to the pain the Germans will have to endure again...

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